Qual o menor chiqueiro do mundo?

R:. A camisa do palmeiras porque só cabe um porco dentro

Qual o menor zoológico do mundo?

R: A camisa do são paulo porque só cabe um viado dentro.

Sujeito Corinthiano

SUJEITO CORINTIANO...

Na frase "EU SOU CORINTHIANO" qual é o tipo do sujeito?

Perguntou a professora.

Joãozinho respondeu: " Depende, se for sujeito simples é LADRÃO.
Se for composto é QUADRILHA.
Se for oculto é TRAFICANTE.
Mas se for indeterminado aí é TRAVESTI. "

E Se for Sujeito inexistente Joãozinho?

"Ai é LIBERTADORES''

Nomes em homenagens á times

Um Corinthiano entra no cartório
com seu remelentinho para registrá-lo...

Na hora em que é chamado
ouve a pergunta do escrevente:

- E aí, já sabe o Nome que vai colocar?

Ele responde...

- Sei.
Será uma homenagem ao meu time
e será "Arquibancada do Timão"!!!

- O quê???

Desculpa, mas este Nome não pode...

Não existe este tipo de homenagem...

E o Corinthiano, usando de todo o seu neurônio, responde:

- Aí truta...

Craro que tem sim, cerrto mannoo!?

Afinal de contas, se meu vizinho se chama GE-RAL-DO-SAN-TOS,

Purrrque não posso chamar meu muleque de

ARQUIBANCADA DO TIMÃO?

Reunião dos Times com Deus pra saber o seus próximos títulos da libertadores

O Presidente do Santos marca uma reunião com Deus.
Chegando lá, ele pergunta:- Senhor Deus, eu gostaria de saber se o Santos será Campeão DA Libertadores ?
Deus consulta seu livro - flap, flap flap (páginas do livro de Deus)- e diz:- Sim, o Santos será Campeão DA Libertadores, ainda na sua gestão.
E duas vezes...

O Presidente do São Paulo, curioso, também marca uma reunião com Deus:- Senhor Deus, e o São Paulo, será Campeão DA Libertadores ?
Deus consulta seu livro - flap, flap, flap, flap, - e diz:- Será sim,
o São Paulo será Campeão DA Libertadores várias vezes, mas não na sua gestão.

O Presidente do Flamengo também marca uma reunião com Deus.
- Senhor Deus, e o Flamengo, será Campeão DA Libertadores ?

Deus consulta seu livro - flap,flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap,flap, flap - e diz:- Será sim,
o Flamengo será Campeão DA Libertadores, mas não na sua gestão, nem na do próximo presidente.
O Presidente do Palmeiras também marca uma reunião com Deus.
Senhor Deus, e o Verdão, será Campeão DA Libertadores ?

Deus consulta seu livro - flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap - e diz:
Será sim, o Palmeiras será Campeão DA Libertadores, mas não na sua gestão, nem na do próximo presidente..

O Presidente do Corinthians também marca a tal reunião com Deus.
E o Coringão, será Campeão DA Libertadores ?

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E Deus disse: - ACHEI! Ah não, é engano. - e continua... Flap, flap,
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- Achei !!! - grita Deus - Está aqui. É em 2210.

- Não, não. Desculpe-me. Aqui é o corinthians de alagoas que conquista a libertadores. - e prosseguiu ... flap, flap, flap, flap,

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São Jorge que acompanhava de perto, já extremamente irritado,
pegou o livro das mãos do todo poderoso e continuou ...
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- Não achei. Peraí que vou consultar em outros Planetas - e tome

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O presidente do corinthians empolgado e incentivando Deus, comenta -

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E Deus finaliza...

- Será sim,
O Corinthians podera ser Campeão da Libertadores,

mas no playstation e no próximo ano!

na vida  real poderá ser sim ( mas não na minha gestão)